I have a confession to make.
When I have a few extra dollars, I like to go on Amazon.com and browse the book section.
Recently, I was browsing and came across this.
I was intrigued more by the subtitle than anything else. “How to Find a Date Worth Keeping: Be Dating in Six Months or Your Money Back.”
I’m not as frugal as I used to be.
But, if you’re going to give me a challenge, I’m going to go for it.
Unless it’s something stupid. Like licking a metal pole during winter.
When I came across this book, I thought, “Aha! Let’s just see if this works!”
It was very exciting.
Because, when you’re like…. 30…. and you’ve been dumped once (even though you’ve never even been on a date), a guarantee like that is about as exciting as…. I don’t know. Getting a new puppy?
Then, I started reading it.
I don’t think I like it very much. It sounds like work.
It sounds like I might have to become someone I’m not.
It sounds like I’d definitely have to become someone that no one is used to.
And then I’d have to explain myself. And people would look at me. And they’d like…. I don’t know. Realize that I exist. And that would take a little getting used to.
We’ll see how this goes.